Luigi Sleeps

Luigi is from Italy. He does not speak English. He sleeps on our couch.

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Nov 11

Luigi Makes a Discovery

  • Roommate: How do you like Luigi Sleeps?
  • Luigi: I love Luigi sleeps. I m the first on Google.. You and Tom make that?
  • Roommate: Tom

Nov 6
  • Me: How was your day?
  • Luigi: O Tommmm! Everything faboulos and you?

Nov 5
In Italy it’s polite to put a pillow over your penis when you sleep.

In Italy it’s polite to put a pillow over your penis when you sleep.


Nov 3
Luigi goes through his nightly ritual of drinking Gatorade and wine while watching the iphone channel.

Luigi goes through his nightly ritual of drinking Gatorade and wine while watching the iphone channel.


Nov 1
Luigi loves collegehumor.com

Luigi loves collegehumor.com


Oct 29
This girl is trying to speak to Luigi in Spanish, which she learned at Bard. It is not working.

This girl is trying to speak to Luigi in Spanish, which she learned at Bard. It is not working.


Oct 26
They were only halfway through all the movies they wanted to watch so they decided to stay another day. 

They were only halfway through all the movies they wanted to watch so they decided to stay another day. 


Oct 25
These two middle aged men have been in our living room for three days. They claim to know Luigi.

These two middle aged men have been in our living room for three days. They claim to know Luigi.


Oct 24
No idea who this is

No idea who this is


Oct 22
Not all of his time is spent sleeping. Some of it is spent using our TV, which is actually a computer because “cable TV is pointless,” to search for plugins to watch the Olympics.

Not all of his time is spent sleeping. Some of it is spent using our TV, which is actually a computer because “cable TV is pointless,” to search for plugins to watch the Olympics.


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