In Italy it’s polite to put a pillow over your penis when you sleep.
Luigi goes through his nightly ritual of drinking Gatorade and wine while watching the iphone channel.
Luigi loves collegehumor.com
This girl is trying to speak to Luigi in Spanish, which she learned at Bard. It is not working.
They were only halfway through all the movies they wanted to watch so they decided to stay another day.
These two middle aged men have been in our living room for three days. They claim to know Luigi.
No idea who this is
Not all of his time is spent sleeping. Some of it is spent using our TV, which is actually a computer because “cable TV is pointless,” to search for plugins to watch the Olympics.